Methinks the lady doth protest too much

In response to noirah's critique of the movie Mr and Mrs Smith, I here submit evidence of the possible motive behind noirah's impassioned post...not so much an intellectual critique, but a catfight? Some sort of "that woman stole my life and I hate her?" Note even the beauty marks upon both women's right cheeks.

Something to consider at least while you're feeling rebuked after reading her post. Hey, I thought the movie was hot.